Shakespeare Has Ketamine and C–ty Earring in SNL UK Hamnet Sketch

A really different version of William Shakespeare confirmed up in the first episode of “SNL U.K,” showing in a sketch that took comedian intention at the largest British movie from this yr’s awards season.

In “SNL U.K.’s” version of “Hamnet,” an more and more Gen-Z hipster Bard returns house from staging performs in London to his doting spouse (performed by Tina Fey) and household.

“Dost thou not think I appear changed?” he asks on his first time again house. “I got a cunty little earring!”

Later returns to the household house see him on an electrical scooter, brandishing a tote bag saying ‘Team Anne Boleyn,’ and proudly exhibiting off “me slutty little chain.”

“London hath changed thee,” Fey’s Agnes Hathaway asserts.

“Thou art in Stratford upon Avon, and I’ve been in London upon ketamine,” says Shakespeare. “I’m like Charlie Xcx, sorry, Charlie 10 100 10. I’m in my glow up era, honey.”

In protecting with the plot of the movie, Hamnet is seen falling ailing, having “taken the powder” from a new purse. But as Shakespeare notes: “He’ll be fine. Tis but a K-hole.”

Following the “Hamnet” sketch, “SNL U.K.” poked enjoyable at another beloved British establishment in a skit in which a Paddington Bear immersive experience sees an precise bear let free upon company.

“That was amazing. I’ve lost half my face,” says one. “I always thought that three kids was a bit too many, and now I’ve got the optimum amount … none!,” provides another.

“In retrospect, maybe hot glue-gunning the hat to the bear’s head may have made it more angry,” explains Fay’s experience organiser. “I’m taking it to Broadway regardless”

Studiocanal, which has the rights to Paddington Bear and has its very personal Paddington experience in London, has already sued the makers of comedy present “Spitting Image” over their depiction of the bear as a drug-taking, foul-mouthed podcast host. It’ll be fascinating to see what they make of this one.